tfln 4

(508): I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe

(301): You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
(240): Why does tequilla always make you text me?

(651): You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..

(646): I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback

(916): and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse

(760): Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.

(303): We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.

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