tfln 5

Here are some more texts from last night!

This is what I do while i'm here paying for my education... Ugh

(405): i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.

(973): maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game

(514): What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.

(620): My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.

(860): New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache

(480): You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone

(412): we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.

(775): Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.