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(303): she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip

(509): I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.

(304): I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.

(541): for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college