letter to an idiot

Dear Unknown NSCC Student,

I am posting this to inform you of the rules of parking beside someone in a parking lot. It is common courtesy to not open your door so hard that it dents the door of the vehicle parked beside yours.
By doing just this, you have inflicted approximately $500 of damage to my 2011 Volkswagen Tiguan that I worked/work very hard to pay for.

I really think you need a lesson in life values, and maybe then you would be considerate enough to regard other people's property the same way you would want your property handled. If you have no pride in your own possessions, I ensure you, I have pride in mine.

If I ever see you face to face, I have no problem sitting down, and passing on these values to you, so maybe then, you will be considerate of other people's property.

Sincerely,

Nick Beaver