Nov/090
tfln 197462
(303): she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
(509): I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
(304): I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
(541): for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Sep/090
tfln 5
Here are some more texts from last night!
This is what I do while i'm here paying for my education... Ugh
(405): i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
(973): maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
(514): What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
(620): My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
(860): New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
(480): You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
(412): we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
(775): Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Aug/090
tfln 4
(508): I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
(301): You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
(240): Why does tequilla always make you text me?
(651): You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
(646): I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
(916): and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
(760): Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
(303): We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
That's all for now folks. comment on the ones you like the most.
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Aug/090
tfln 3
Here are a few more funny text from last night messages. Enjoy!
(513): CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
(513): Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
(310): Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
(910): Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
(860): i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Aug/090
tfln 2
Ok I lied... here are some tfln posts that I found amusing.
(425): Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
(978): You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
(440): I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
(804): remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
(310): you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
(541): I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
this is all for now. enjoy.
Aug/090
tfln.
This has to be one of my favorite websites to check daily. The concept is that people text in random messages they have sent/received, the morning after a rough one...
Here are some highlights:
(951): I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
(585): WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
(414): You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
(941): Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
(209): do you want me to make hamburgers?
(541): i'm vegan
(209): i'll put lettuce on them
(810): kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
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