Aug/090
tfln 3
Here are a few more funny text from last night messages. Enjoy!
(513): CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
(513): Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
(310): Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
(910): Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
(860): i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Aug/090
tfln 2
Ok I lied... here are some tfln posts that I found amusing.
(425): Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
(978): You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
(440): I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
(804): remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
(310): you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
(541): I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
this is all for now. enjoy.
Aug/090
tfln.
This has to be one of my favorite websites to check daily. The concept is that people text in random messages they have sent/received, the morning after a rough one...
Here are some highlights:
(951): I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
(585): WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
(414): You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
(941): Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
(209): do you want me to make hamburgers?
(541): i'm vegan
(209): i'll put lettuce on them
(810): kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I always get a kick out of them, check the site out by clicking on the picture below.
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