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Nick — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 16:00:31 +0000

(303): she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip

(509): I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.

(304): I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.

(541): for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college

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Nick — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 14:18:05 +0000

Here are some more texts from last night!

This is what I do while i'm here paying for my education... Ugh

(405): i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.

(973): maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game

(514): What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.

(620): My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.

(860): New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache

(480): You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone

(412): we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.

(775): Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.

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Nick — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 03:14:32 +0000

This has to be one of my favorite websites to check daily. The concept is that people text in random messages they have sent/received, the morning after a rough one...
Here are some highlights:

(951): I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.

(585): WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET

(414): You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"

(941): Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to

(209): do you want me to make hamburgers?
(541): i'm vegan
(209): i'll put lettuce on them

(810): kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.

I always get a kick out of them, check the site out by clicking on the picture below.
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Textsfromlastnight.com